power to breathe

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to divide by 0

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!