the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!