the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to live through torture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!