The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The Power of cheese

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to die on command

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!