The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to do something when you do it.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die on command

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!