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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.
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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.
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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.
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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.
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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.
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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun
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The power to reseal bottles!
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The power to shoot milk through your eyes
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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.
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The power to do something when you do it.
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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds
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The power to die on command
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the power to fart in 7 different colors
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The power to touch anything that is touchable.
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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.
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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.
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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.
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The power to set money on fire
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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.
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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat
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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.
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the power to sleep during day
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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!