the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Liam Brudenell

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!