The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!