The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to speak brail.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!