The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!