The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to fall up.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!