The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power die if you think.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!