The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to die on command

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!