the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To call me maybe

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!