The power to control your own limb movement

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to poke

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to have no power.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!