The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!