The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to taste your own spit

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!