The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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Aweonao

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The Power of cheese

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!