The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!