the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the ability to see into the past

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to attract bullets

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!