The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to be a normal human

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!