The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to walk through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!