The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!