The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!