The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the ability to see into the past

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to die at will

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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black people

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!