The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!