The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to see through bones.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to use windows 10.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!