The power to only see glass.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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Nipple Radar.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!