The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!