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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to fire my lazer

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!