The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!