The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!