The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to turn wine into water

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the power to always hug people

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!