the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to get AIDS.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!