The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Feeling people's depression.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!