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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..
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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.
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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D
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The power to get thumbs down.
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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.
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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead
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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.
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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.
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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber
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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.
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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power
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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.
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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours
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the power to make elton john gay
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The power to get rid of feminism
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the power to become semi-transparent
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the ability to fly underwater.
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The power to run people over with a tractor.
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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.
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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.
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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.
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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.
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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high
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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!