the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!