the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!