The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!