The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!