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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.
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The Power of cheese
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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month
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The power to see in to the future of one second
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.
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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.
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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.
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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.
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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun
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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you
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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.
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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.
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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.
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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.
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The ability to not come back to life when you die.
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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals
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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before
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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.
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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.
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The power to aquire pointless superpowers
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to have the super power to do nothing
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The power to invent things that have already been invented.
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The power to shit purple butterflies.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!