Liam Brudenell

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to die at will

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!