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The power to die on command
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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.
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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.
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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.
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50% invisibility while farting.
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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.
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The Power To Poop on Command.
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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade
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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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The power to suck deez nuts
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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...
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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...
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The power to be a bird that can't fly
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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.
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The power to eat soup with a fork
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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.
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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.
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the ability to see into the past
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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.
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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.
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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...
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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete
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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!