The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to fly for a second

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!