To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Balls.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to sing but your mute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!