the power to get really mad.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to see through glass

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to become a carrot.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!