The power to turn wine into water

The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

The power to come back to life but only after u die

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power to run people over with a tractor.

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

The power to do something when you do it.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!