the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to be born.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!