The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to see air

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to learn only at school.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!