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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.
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The power to think you have powers.
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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...
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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.
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the ability to see into the past
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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.
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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.
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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.
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The power to die
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The power to be justin beiber
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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers
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The ability to make your text green on google
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The power to see in to the future of one second
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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles
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The power to switch your right and left ears.
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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.
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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.
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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches
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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.
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The ability to be a successful troll.
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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments
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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.
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The power to die at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!