The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to die at will

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to spell backwards.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!