To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!