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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time
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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.
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The power to perpetually yawn.
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The power to die at will.
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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.
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The power to change the color of your piss
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The ability to see through mirrors.
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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)
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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.
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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.
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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?
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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !
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The power to be a dick.
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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The power to turn into paper
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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the power to never have to fill out captchas
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The power to always smell like cheep wine.
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Sorry. The power to square root -1.
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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.
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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.
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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands
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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...
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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!