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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)
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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.
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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.
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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !
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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?
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The power to be a dick.
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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"
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The power to turn into paper
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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Sorry. The power to square root -1.
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the power to never have to fill out captchas
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The power to always smell like cheep wine.
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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.
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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.
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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.
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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!
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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands
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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...
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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.
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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.
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mint berry crunch
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The power to fly without leaving the ground.
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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.
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The power to fly with your feets on the ground
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!