Going through obejects but cant move

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!