The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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Being alive (until you die).

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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Balls.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!