The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to be a human

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The super power to control paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!