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The power to be a human
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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.
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The power to open a pickle jar in one try
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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)
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The power to cry acid tears
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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net
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the power to recognize "woman rights".
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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.
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The super power to control paper.
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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie
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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.
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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.
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The power to fly but only when your on the ground
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The power to hate someone you don't even know
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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.
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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.
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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples
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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.
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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.
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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power
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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!