the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!