The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to get blood clots

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The Power of cheese

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The power to set money on fire

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the power to feel extreme pain

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the power to herd cats

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!