the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!