The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to die at will

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

The power to make dad jokes.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to sweat soup.

The power to transform into yourself

The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The power to be able to never have a power.

the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!