The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!