The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be HUMAN

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!