THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to see into the present

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Meatvision.

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Taekwondo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!