the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to turn food into shit.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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To call me maybe

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!