The power to dance really well

the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

The power to do nothing.

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

Th power to be telepathetic

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to get to the end of Temple Run

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to identify commonly known objects.

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!