The power to pee standing up

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to breathe automatically

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!