The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!