The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!