The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to be really itchy.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to sleep

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!