The power to write a country song

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power of gentle breeze

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!