The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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to be shitty

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!