The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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the power to be wrong

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Stop clapping

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to see through thin air

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!