The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to get AIDS.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to understand math.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!