The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +57

The power to have the longest little finger

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to start time only when it's on.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

thumb_up thumb_down +35

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to go through open windows

thumb_up thumb_down +21

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

thumb_up thumb_down +19

The power to understand math.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You can read the minds of rocks.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to become yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The power to poo.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to start a zombie apocalypse

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

the power to fall asleep while being awake

thumb_up thumb_down -57

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

thumb_up thumb_down -69

the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

the power to remember th...

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!