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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.
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The power to go through open windows
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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it
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The power to understand math.
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The power to smell like poop once every hour.
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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.
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You can read the minds of rocks.
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The power to become yourself
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The power to poo.
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The power to start a zombie apocalypse
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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.
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The power to lick your own elbow
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the power to fall asleep while being awake
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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes
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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.
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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.
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the power to remember th...
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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.
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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.
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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.
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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.
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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment
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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.
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The power to put everything off till the last possible day
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!