The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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the power to see through water.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!