the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to be buried at sea

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to not have power

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!