the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power... to read this

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to fly when you fart

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ikawlhan forever

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to go on this website

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!