The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Lactokinesis

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!