the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to speak in cursive

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!