The power to only tell the truth

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The power of gentle breeze

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the power to pee on command

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to rape the willing.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!