The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!