- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to shape shift into water

the power to be infinitely constipated

The power to be powerless

The power to piss only when sleeping.

the power to in power your self

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

The power to like this power

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

Pointless Super Powers