The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to understand math.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!