The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!